What Are The Truths Of Love, Lust, and Marriage?

Love: When you take a bubble bath together

Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together

Marriage: When you give the kids a bath

Love: A romantic candle-lit dinner for two

Lust: Do I have to buy you dinner first?

Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals -- to go

Love: Giving your love some candy

Lust: Thinking you are the candy

Marriage: Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet

Love: Sex every night

Lust: Sex 5 times a night

Marriage: Remember sex? Me either.

Love: A night out at the symphony

Lust: A night out at the Holiday Inn

Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice

Love: You smell French perfume

Lust: You smell Brut aftershave

Marriage: You smell evidence that the baby needs changing...

Love: Lending your jacket to your love when she is cold

Lust: I can think of a way to stay warm...

Marriage: Your teenage daughter has borrowed all of your jackets

Love: Long drives through the countryside

Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout

Marriage: Long drives with the kids asking, "Are we there yet?"

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funny
I think you can make marriage a little more exciting.
Good ones.
Yep. LOL. I remember some of those. LOL.

You know, I always wanted to put Jello in the bathtub, and climb in. Wonder how many boxes it would take? LOL.
LOL......that was great! So true.....
You tell some of the best jokes on this site. Please keep it up. :-D
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